| Nutrition Raps |
Nutrition Raps from the Easy Allies Coast Division were the result of a Punished Bet following the Paris Games Week 2017 Betting Special.
History[]
When Jones won the betting special, he also won the right to pick a topic for Easy Allies Coast Division members Kyle, Don, and Blood to make an educational rap about and perform live during Group Stream Night.
After Jones revealed that his chosen topic was nutrition, each of the Coast Division members picked a different angle to tackle it from. Following the group stream, various remixes would be created including a feature in The Easy Allies Puppet Spectacular.
Lyrics[]
Don Casanova – Bad Nutrition Rap[]
[Intro]
Alright, so uh, Kyle told me
"Hey Don, we picked, uh, Jones picked a theme, it's gonna be nutrition"
And I said, alright put me down
My rap is gonna be about bad nutrition
The most notorious nutrition raps possibly ever conceived
We'll see
Alright, ready?
[Chorus]
Why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
[Verse 1]
Well it's true what we say
Love and Respect
But it's a fact of the matter that I lost this bet
And now I got 45 flipping seconds left
And when I'm through with your ears then your gut will be wrecked
I'm the Nasacova and I'm floating over
On some Coca-Cola
With a rap persona
[Chorus]
But uh why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
[Verse 2]
Master Sifo-Dyas, please forgive us
We know not what we did in our sugar stream
We messed with your theme
Turned you into a meme
You fit like super saiyan
I'm just dressed in rayon
I'm weak
You can snap me in half like some cheap shredded wheat
But I'd rather eat some juleskum first 'cause it tastes so sweet
[Chorus]
Why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
[Verse 3]
This is EZA Gs
And I'm not counting calories
If you need a Pelle pass, say please
And now my time is almost spent
Which means I paid off by bet
Hold up
Drink and eat sweets in moderation
Go easy on the salt, avoid saturation
Exercise and try some fresh air
You'll live life without a damn care
So then
[Chorus]
Why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Bavarian cream was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
Why, why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Apple fritter was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
Why, why didn't I eat the plain?
I don't have an alibi
Chocolate was on my brain
After digesting chicken pot pie
After digesting chicken pot pie
After digesting chicken pot pie
After digesting chicken pot pie
Daniel Bloodworth – Four Food Groups Rap[]
[Chorus]
Eating right sometimes can jump you through some hoops
But don't forget about the basic four food groups
[Verse 1]
Some might say that they are not bonafide
But I still think that they are a helpful guide
To give you energy for you to dance and march
Be sure to include some healthy breads and starch
Buns, breadsticks, muffins, and rolls
They make for sides, sandwiches, and even soup bowls
But there's more like potatoes, crackers, and rice
My favorite is pasta, it's really quite nice
[Chorus]
Eating right sometimes can jump you through some hoops
But don't forget about the basic four food groups
[Verse 2]
If you wanna grow strong and join a sports team
You better double down on some real protein
We're talking meat, boy, and not like the game
Bring on the beef, chicken, pork, and fish
Mix in some nuts and beans for a tasty dish
[Chorus]
Eating right sometimes can jump you through some hoops
But don't forget about the basic four food groups
[Verse 3]
The next on the list makes Ian's stomach scary
Pop some pills, my man 'cause we're rapping 'bout dairy
Gulp down some chocolate milk
And spread the butter with ease
Remember that pasta before
It's covered in cheese
[Chorus]
Eating right sometimes can jump you through some hoops
But don't forget about the basic four food groups
[Verse 4]
The last of the bunch is surely a hoot
Don't go pack your lunch without some veggies and fruit
Apple, pear, banana and peach
Put em pies or eat em raw at the beach
Carrots, broccoli, especially tomatoes
I'm talking pasta again, so take that all you haters
[Outro]
Eating right sometimes can jump you through some hoops
But don't forget about the basic four food groups
Kyle Bosman – Nutrition Rap[]
[Intro]
This is the 10 seconds everybody
Let Damiani know if you don't like the volume
This is it
Get the beat
[Chorus]
Vegetables taste bad
Vegetables taste bad
Apparently they're good for you, and I think that's true
But I'm getting by without 'em and I guess that's kinda sad
[Verse 1]
You'd be happier if you just ate these nasty plants
I'd like to be that guy, but my actions prove I can't
If I can pass with a C, what's the benefit of an A
In the same way, Taco Bell gets me through a day
Life is sometimes simple and some rules aren't too hard
Consume these healthy meals and you'll stay super young and smart
I know I should go ahead and get a salad with this
But I don't want it
[Chorus]
Vegetables taste bad
Vegetables taste bad
Apparently they're good for you, and I think that's true
But I'm getting by without them and I guess that's kinda sad
Vegetables taste bad
Vegetables taste bad
Apparently they're good for you, and I think that's true
But I'm getting by without 'em and I guess that's kinda sad
[Verse 2]
Vitamins are little pills that push away your death
And when you walk up a hill, you'll be less out of breath
Surely I can spare a moment to partake once in a while
But when I do I feel the same and it's just as hard to smile
If food you don't like makes you your truer self
I wonder which one has to show up in Hell
We have temporary bodies that can instantly break
Can we at least agree to stop baking ice cream cakes
I'll be 63 on my lonely death bed
I wish I ate more lettuce and a lot less bread
I know I should go ahead and get a salad with this
But I'm not prepared to fathom what the meaning of life is
[Chorus]
Vegetables taste bad
Vegetables taste bad
Apparently they're good for you, and I think that's true
But I'm getting by without 'em and I guess that's kinda sad
Vegetables taste bad
Vegetables taste bad
Apparently they're good for you, and I think that's true
But I'm getting by without 'em and I guess that's kinda sad
Vegetables taste bad
Vegetables taste bad
Apparently they're good for you, and I think that's true
But I'm getting by without 'em and I guess that's kinda sad
[Outro]
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Eat a complete breakfast and you will have more energy
And better retention of information
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